December 2011
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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I got three hermit crabs today
pechepommepoire:
It’s only been half an hour and my cat is already trying to kill them.
Their names are Mr. Krabs, Sheldon, and Sandy.
Sheldon is so cool, he’s adventuring all over his new home. Mr. Krabs is pretty chill, he’s mostly just sitting and enjoying being a crab. Sandy is a complete bitch, she keeps beating Mr. Krabs up and trying to make him fall off his log.
How much work...
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sillyunicorntime:
I broke 18,000 posts by the way. lololol
When I hit 20,000 I’ll buy a sombrero and tape myself sobbing into the arms of a Rastafarian bartender.
I’ll be watching for this.
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guimauvelapin asked: get in loser, we're going shopping
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